(We have parallel land)
“Nulfo Beddenburger’s fame as a world-class bodybuilder had grown as his role as the ‘Eliminator’, a cyborg covered in human flesh to kill a human leader fighting the cyborgs taking over the world” Jerry Clowner told his audience on his “Night Time” show. “Then give actor Nulfo Beddenburger a hand – the Eliminator!”
The audience cheered as the massive 7-foot-tall Swedish actor jumped onto the stage. Jerry got up from his chair and applauded him. Satisfied with the reaction, the big star walked to the guest seat next to Jerry’s desk, looked at him, and greeted him with a crushing handshake.
“Oww! Oh, great friend!” The host screamed and pretended that his hand was crushed in agony from special effects by Nulf’s massive right hand. The audience cheered again when their big man sat down.
“How are you?” he said aloud to the audience. They shouted: “Nulfo! Nulfo! … Nulfo!” But he calmed them down by slowly lowering his hands, in a gradual flapping motion until his fans whispered: “Nulfo, Nulfo, Nulfo …”
Gradually, Clowner asked, “So great! How does it feel to finish 24 movies like ‘Eliminator’?”
Nulfo took out a large Cuban cigar and lit it. After puffing on his Cuban for a few seconds, he replied, “It feels like the plot of my first movie: trying to save the world as an android with human skin surrounding the metal skeleton.”
Clowner intervened right after Nulf blew smoke in his face. Clowner coughed but was not offended. “So everything seems different from your first movie?”
“It seems like the plot never ends, but the villains keep growing in size. At first, I was fighting an evil ventriloquist dummy with superhuman strength. I think his name was the ‘Puppeteer.’ Now, in this next movie, which will be my last, I am fighting a 100 foot Tyrannosaurus Rex with an IQ of 500 “.
The crowd reacted to the news of his sudden retirement with a huge collective, “Awwwww!”
Clowner asked, “So how did it feel to play an android with superhuman strength wearing a human suit?”
Nulf laughed and asked sarcastically, “Well, how would you feel?”
“I’m asking you … how does it feel to pretend to be an android with human skin?”
Nulfo pretended to laugh and then asked, “You know … it’s Hollywood!”
Clowner asked “How do you pretend to be human?”
Nulfo laughed again and asked, “Really … what planet do you live on, Clowner?”
“One without androids.”
Nulf’s head began to shake twice. “But I am not an android. I am an actor from Sweden.”
“Come on Nulfo. We saw your video in which you proposed to that new artificial intelligence robot, Sophia.”
“Well I … I wanted him to also be the first … to be with her.”
Clowner asked, “How do you keep that old metal body in shape?”
“Come on! I’m just a aaaaa — nnn actor!”
“I think you really are the Eliminator, not a human.”
The arm of the star began to tremble. Then he smashed it against his desk, which smashed it halfway to the floor. Then he got up from his seat. He took her hand and grabbed the host’s throat.
Most of the audience gasped when the Nulfo-Eliminator monotonously said, “My mission is to eliminate Jerry Clowner!”
The host panicked when he was lifted from his desk seat and lifted off the floor by the Eliminator’s hand around his neck. The audience thought this was just a trick and applauded.
The security guards rushed out and firmly told the android to let him go or they would shoot. Clowner yelled, “Do it! Do it!”
The guards shot Nulfo-Eliminator in the back, but its back skin simply absorbed the bullets.
Clowner reached into his pocket and pulled out a 500,000-volt taser pistol that slammed into the Nulf-Eliminator’s mouth. Within twenty seconds, the eliminator released the host and fell back across the stage floor.
Clowner tried to walk while he wiped the beads of sweat that ran down his face with a handkerchief. Then he told the audience, “Okay, everyone! Let’s keep calm and, ‘if you want to live,’ get out of this studio immediately, because he ‘will be back.’